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Sleepyjon0 

Capt. FUCKING ASSHOLE. Kingshit of all IRC.
NERD OF ALL NERDS! geek of all geeks. yet.. still capt. fucking asshole
Hey! look at that sleepyjon0. i feel sorry for him. -.-
Sleepyjon0 by Jonsmom0 October 18, 2008

sleepyboner 

The act of getting a boner during a sleepy state or before falling asleep while attempting to stay awake. It is also hard to get rid of.not to be confused with morning wood.
I couldn't get out of my seat in class because I got a sleepyboner almost falling asleep.
sleepyboner by duhbeezneez July 12, 2014
The sleepiest of the sons. This person will usually be falling asleep or talking about going going to bed while everyone else is trying to stay up and chill
*12 am*
Jeff: Let’s play some Fortnite guys!
Bryce: Idk man I’m pretty tired, I’m about to go to bed
Drew: Bryce is a sleepyson
Jeff: Bryce is a little bitch
sleepyson by Captain chösed November 19, 2018

Sleepyboi06

The creator of 'modern' stoicism, author of Storiesforthedead and a person who has some sins he can't atone. Always on a caffeine-OD yet always deprived of caffeine.
Look, there's Sleepyboi06!
Sleepyboi06 by Sleepyboi06 November 21, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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