The act of getting a boner during a sleepy state or before falling asleep while attempting to stay awake. It is also hard to get rid of.not to be confused with morning wood.
I couldn't get out of my seat in class because I got a sleepyboner almost falling asleep.
The sleepiest of the sons. This person will usually be falling asleep or talking about going going to bed while everyone else is trying to stay up and chill
*12 am*
Jeff: Let’s play some Fortnite guys!
Bryce: Idk man I’m pretty tired, I’m about to go to bed
Drew: Bryce is a sleepyson
Jeff: Bryce is a little bitch
The creator of 'modern' stoicism, author of Storiesforthedead and a person who has some sins he can't atone. Always on a caffeine-OD yet always deprived of caffeine.