sleepsurf

To surf the web while effectively asleep, or so tired you aren't completely aware of where you're going. As one would sleepwalk.

"I finished studying for the exam, got some hot chocolate and read my email, then proceeded to sleepsurf the net until about 2am."

by Greg Houck September 24, 2007

Sleepturbating

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.

Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

by emuishere December 20, 2009

sleepsturbate

The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.

Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?

Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.

Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?

Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.

by von dildus August 6, 2010

sleepurbate

The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.

Got a test tomorrow, better sleepurbate.

by whitebolo January 20, 2005

sleepdurbation

similar to sleep walking but masturbating or jacking off instead of walking

i woke up in a sticky spot this morning

you must have had a case of sleepdurbation

by mountaindewher June 26, 2010

Sleepurbating

Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.

After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.

by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011

sleepturbate

The act of self-pleasuring unconsciously, while sleeping or dozing. Usually with/on a pillow or blanket.

"Wow. I must be hornier than I thought. From the look of my throw pillow, I totally sleepturbated last night."

by helamonster December 16, 2013