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Sleepturbating 

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.
Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
Sleepturbating by emuishere December 20, 2009

sleepurbate 

The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.
Got a test tomorrow, better sleepurbate.
sleepurbate by whitebolo January 20, 2005

sleeparoo 

The Aussie version of a siesta, sleep, nap.
Mate, I'm going to have a sleeparoo.
Mate, I had the best sleeparoo.
sleeparoo by Ktmay383 August 10, 2020

sleepsurf 

To surf the web while effectively asleep, or so tired you aren't completely aware of where you're going. As one would sleepwalk.
"I finished studying for the exam, got some hot chocolate and read my email, then proceeded to sleepsurf the net until about 2am."
sleepsurf by Greg Houck September 24, 2007

sleeparound 

a hoe, usually a word used in the gehtto.
yeah, that girl is a sleeparound!
sleeparound by gaaabs booo December 18, 2010

sleepdurbation 

similar to sleep walking but masturbating or jacking off instead of walking
i woke up in a sticky spot this morning

you must have had a case of sleepdurbation