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sleepage 

term used when you need a massive amount of sleep
need sleepage NOW
sleepage by sir sleepage August 28, 2003

sleepspastic 

a characteristic of someone who moves around a lot in their sleep; someone who is prone to kicking in their sleep; someone who tosses and turns a lot in their sleep
My sister is sleepspastic! I don't like to share a bed with her; I might get hurt!
sleepspastic by JenCheer January 30, 2009

sheepshagger 

Put-down given to someone or peoples that live in the wilderness where there are mroe sheep than people.

See wales.
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.... sheepshaggers!
sheepshagger by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

Sleepchatting 

G-chatting as you are falling asleep, resulting in mostly incomprehsnsible half thoughts and many typos. Can also be seen on other chat / messaging applications.
Sleepchatting conversation:

3:33 AM Guy: have a good night
Girl: nihjy
Girl: night
typov
bvc im asleep
3:34 AM Guy: ha, k
3:35 AM Girl: uj hih
3:36 AM Guy: go to sleep

sheepshagger 

Someone who prefers the sexual company of sheep
That Adrian Jones is a right sheepshagger
sheepshagger by Dave Steele September 25, 2003

Sleepslam 

A sneeky way you can enter your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whoever, when they are alseep either in the vagina, arsehole, mouth or wherever takes your fancy. Just make sure they don't wake up otherwise you'll just end up looking like a deviant.
Anthony: Hey man, I waited up last night until Karen fell asleep and sleepslammed her good.
Phil: Ah cool, serves her right for not sucking on your balls beforehand.
Anthony: Yeah, lucky she didn't wake up because I had my nuts in her arse.
Sleepslam by Anthony Rees September 27, 2007