Sleepshaming

To shame a person for either sleeping too much or too little.

"Dude are you up so late, its almost passed 4 am....."
"STOP SLEEPSHAMING ME."

Sleepshaming by Reze June 17, 2016

sleepscaping

When you decide to stay in bed to escape the problems of the real world. Actual sleep is not necessary, simply lying on the bed doing nothing is enough.

- Man, I've got so much on my plate right now, I think I'll just go back to the good old sleepscaping.
- That's rough, buddy.

sleepscaping by strusch May 25, 2017

sleepspacing 

to access and use any of the features of Myspace when you are half asleep, drunk, high, exhausted, unconscious, dead, or otherwise inhibited.

Also used loosely to describe the almost uncanny habit of signing online and unconsciously signing into myspace and checking your messages before doing anything even when you know you don't have any.

"dude i woke up this morning and had half a blog posted before i realized i was sleepspacing"

"Kenny got drunk last night and sleepspaced a whole bulletin about Mary's boobies"

sleepspacing by chrisjzitkovich December 13, 2006

sheepshaging 

when a man, usually welsh or from new zeland captures a lonely sheep into a corner of a field and decides to have rampant anal sex with it.

farmer giles is rounding up his sheep for the sale and thinks when was the last time he boned misses giles, so he unzippes and discretely slips one into the sheep without her noticing the other sheep realise this and run away to freedom. whilst giles is there with his tweed waist coat and trousers around his anckles shouting bah...bah... take this. usually followed by orgasm and the living with the discust of sheepshaging and having sex with an animal.

sheepshaging by huw roberts February 15, 2008