sleepage 

term used when you need a massive amount of sleep

need sleepage NOW

sleepage by sir sleepage August 28, 2003

sleepage 

1. The economic decline experienced by those who sleep past 9AM. 2. An inverse, causal relationship existing between minutes slept past 9 AM and debt-to-income ratio, suggesting that to arise at early hours, barring access to video games, results in an increase of boredom-induced work hours and higher credit score. 3. The practice of those experiencing sloth-induced poverty; those who despise movement.

1. "I have noticed a sleepage in my financial profile since refusing to get up in the morning."
2. "The mortgage application was declined due to high sleepage ratio."
3. "I laugh at the adage: 'Early to bed, Early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.' What were they thinking, isn't that the govenrment's job?"

sleepage by Dr. Dettman November 3, 2008

Sleevage 

The unsightly bulge between your bra and your underarm that totally ruins any attempt to look sleek. Considered the underarm version of muffin tops - and one of top causes of photo fails. Sleevage has been spotted on women of all shapes and sizes, including Hollywood celebs.

Her dress would have been perfect except for the sleevage spilling out.

Sleevage by Ms. Eye Spy January 17, 2014

Moist seepage 

The step after damp seepage but before wet seepage

Hey guys, I'm seeing MOIST SEEPAGE at the Electric Factory tonight, anyone want to join?

Moist seepage by Moistseepage February 8, 2019

sleevage 

The extreme hotness that occurs when a male rolls up their button up long sleeve shirt exposing their muscular forearms.

On our date last night, Spencer was totally rocking his sleevage.

sleevage by Ilovesleevage December 13, 2010

Seepage 

A term used by auto mechanics to describe oil leaks that aren't that bad, but will be soon.

"Hey Xavier, is that oil pan bad?"

"Naw man, it's just got some seepage"

Seepage by Bullshitee November 28, 2012

anal seepage tampon 

When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.

My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.

anal seepage tampon by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022