Slapperbate

A technique for masterbation commonly found in middle schools, where the penis is slapped with the force of god, so hard it bruises and gets calloused, for pleasure.

“I just slapperbate the shit out of my cock. It’s bleeding. It’s better than sex.”

Slapperbate by Isaacthegoat April 13, 2022

Slapperbating 

The action of slapping your genitalia (not just for men) until the one who's genitalia is being slapped reaches orgasm.

John: Hey Frank, my Girlfriend and I just tried slapperbating eachother last night.

Frank: Really, I tried that and it hurt. A Lot.

Slapperbating by That_Slaperbating_Guy January 24, 2016

sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.

rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.

sleeperbater by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005

sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.

"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."

sleeperbate by The average human March 2, 2016

sleeperbate

To masturbate immediately before falling asleep; to masturbate in order to fall asleep.

I have ruined my sheets many times because of my sleeperbation habit.

I can't go to sleep unless I sleeperbate.

Sleeberbating stealthily can be difficult if there is another person sleeping in the room.

sleeperbate by sleeperbator January 10, 2008

Slipperwater

it is used when our slippers get wet due to wearing them for too long. it gets wet due to the sweat present in our feet.

OH DAMNIT MY SLIDES SLIPPERWATERED

Slipperwater by American Felon January 29, 2025