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sleepbating 

When a women has a wet dream and wonders why she actually had an orgasm without stimulation. The only explanation is that she was Sleepbating. Sleepbating implies that the female individual was sexually stimulating herself unbeaknownst to her own consciousness during a rather riviting dream about a sexy ass motherfucker. This can consist of pleasuring yourself with your hands or by rubbing against your sheets.
Desiree: Holy fuck... did i just have sex???... Nah, i must've been Sleepbating again.
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Sleepfasting 

To reduce your rest intake, to deprive oneself of sleep.
sleepfasting day today , sleepfast day, sleepfasting day today!

Sleepurbating 

Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.
After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.
Sleepurbating by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011

Sleeperbating

The act of falling asleep when one had previous plans to masterbate.
Everything was going to plan, then I wound up sleeperbating.
Sleeperbating by LolaLovesRed December 2, 2019

Sleepurbating 

kinda like sleep walking but masturbating
My girlfriend woke me up last night ad told me i was sleepurbating again thats the third time this week
Sleepurbating by Pimpopotamus August 7, 2010

sleepurbating 

the act of masturbating while asleep.
John slept over at my house last night and i woke up in the middle of the night to find him sleepurbating.

So Doc, here is the thing my wife is mad because i am a chronic sleepurbater.
sleepurbating by Clark Willow September 30, 2008

sleepcaking 

Sleepcaking is the act of baking, retrieving, and consuming cake(s) while in a deep sleep state. Warning signs are, but are not limited to:

Cake in sleep area with no known explanation of how it got there

Frosting on pillow

Excessive weight gain with no visible change in diet
Sleepcaking is rather disturbing for those not acquainted with it
sleepcaking by Lewistron January 14, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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