Sleepgaying 

(verb)

To perform homosexual actions while you're sleeping and therefore unaware of what you're doing.

The excuse you use when you've been caught doing something gay but don't want to admit that you're gay.

"I think I may have been sleepgaying last night cause when I woke up my mouth was full of cum, YES I SWALLOWED IT I DONT WANNA DISAPPOINT MY SLEEPGAYING SELF"

"Dude, I swear I have no idea why there's gay porn on my phone! I must've been sleepgaying!!"

Sleepgaying by Sinfulsilence January 20, 2017

sleepbating 

When a women has a wet dream and wonders why she actually had an orgasm without stimulation. The only explanation is that she was Sleepbating. Sleepbating implies that the female individual was sexually stimulating herself unbeaknownst to her own consciousness during a rather riviting dream about a sexy ass motherfucker. This can consist of pleasuring yourself with your hands or by rubbing against your sheets.

Desiree: Holy fuck... did i just have sex???... Nah, i must've been Sleepbating again.

sleepbating by Colinsgonnagetpwned July 16, 2008

sleepcaking 

Sleepcaking is the act of baking, retrieving, and consuming cake(s) while in a deep sleep state. Warning signs are, but are not limited to:

Cake in sleep area with no known explanation of how it got there

Frosting on pillow

Excessive weight gain with no visible change in diet

Sleepcaking is rather disturbing for those not acquainted with it

sleepcaking by Lewistron January 14, 2011

sleepifying 

Something that makes you sleepy, but to the point that you're so dead tired that you choose to use only 1 word.

God, I was so sleepy last night, that the word "Sleepifying" just popped into my mind.

This work is so sleepifying, I can't stay up anymore.

sleepifying by riya ok June 15, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019