A swagmaster is someone who has so much swag that it is almost unbearable, they have the greatest amount of swagger possible to mankind, and it is very rare to see one. IF you do happen to come across a swagmaster, be respectful!! if you arent, him&his possy will overpower you with their swag. and you dont want that to happen.
kelly: "yeah so i was like he-"
melanie: "OMG ITS THE SWAGMASTER."
swagmaster: *sup nod*
kelly&melanie: "oh... my... god. we were just acknowledged by the swagmaster."
The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.
1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"
2: "That's the one and only Safmaster! Bow down to him!"
A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a malegerbil.
Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.
Its usage in this definition originated amongst the youth in the more affluent suburbs of South-West London, who had influence from the more urban neighbouring north-western and south-eastern suburbs of London whilst retaining a posh-like standard.
A: Where is Swagmaster going now?
B: I'm going to dat house party on t'High Street, innit?
A: Does Swagmaster need to know the bus times?
B: Nah, bruv, d'as on my iPhone, like.
A: Safe, can Swagmaster wait two minutes?
B: Arrgh, man, d'as bare long, doe!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).