slavicide

1. slavicide (lowercase) = When a slav commits suicide
2. Slavicide (capitalized) = Genocide of the slavic race

Bob just committed suicide, but it's all good because he's Slavic, so it's just innocent harmless slavicide.

Hitler commissioned the murder of millions of civilians, but it's all good because many were Slavs, so it's just innocent harmless Slavicide.

by Bad C dev July 12, 2021

slowicide

To commit suicide passively, via slow self-destruction, i.e., alcoholism, drug addiction, smoking.

The sad person committed slowicide by continuing to smoke and drink despite doctors' warnings that doing so would result in an untimely death.

by Ann_Hedonia August 4, 2008

slavicdiluc

aka niko 😒 he believed the earth was flat because Shane Dawson said so

Have you seen slavicdiluc’s post today?

You mean the one about the bts ddlc parody?

The what now

by catvera July 1, 2021

slowicide

(v.) The intentional taking of one's own life over a extended period of time, through self-destructive behavior.

It took 20 years, but he finally succeeded in committing slowicide by smoking heavily and drinking a quart of vodka every day.

by AnneHedonia August 20, 2008

Sluticide

Committing suicide by slutty activity. Activities such as consuming massive amounts of intoxicants and having unprotected sex with the nearest breathing humanoid would qualify as sluticide.

Can also be used to describe a series of questionable lifestyle choices leading to the death of one's public image and/or career.

Britney Spears committed career sluticide with her drug problems and child custody battle.

Dana Plato committed sluticide both physically and career-wise with her drug and alcohol abuse, conviction for armed robbery, and forging prescriptions.

by Snathi February 14, 2009

slavitude

A combination of the words slavery and servitude (cf. "indentured servitude"). A special form of unending slavery, in which you have the freedom to quit your job with an abusive employer, but are too financially strained and overworked to find another job. Becoming increasingly common in western economy and society where employees are disposable (and so can be abused mentally/worked to death) and wage increases have not kept up with inflation.

Person 1: Dude, you should really quit your job, they treat you like crap.

Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.

by Behrooz Afrakhan May 25, 2006

slowicide

An indirect form of suicide referring to self-destructive behavior that will result in one's death if not stopped.

He committed slowicide by drinking a quart of whiskey each day, despite his doctor's warnings.

by Helena_Handbasket August 14, 2008