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Salamicide 

1. Ingesting an entire salami, summer sausage, or other large stick of meat, getting the meatsweats, and becoming incapacitated.

2. The scene after a tag team or gang bang.
1. Fat Pat needs to slow down on those meat sticks before he commits salamicide.

2. They called in Shelock Bones on the scene of the salamicide.
Salamicide by DMTed420 May 26, 2020
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salamicide 

The act of killing the Salami man. Although it is very rare, Salamicide comes with the punishment of fasting for 1 week.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she did not approve of the Salamicide I committed last week.
salamicide by spitzer August 8, 2009
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Salaminizer 

1)A drunk, pervert , druggy, and a womanizer.
2)Oderus Urungus, the led singer of gwar
That pimp snorting coke of that woman's ass is such salaminizer!
Salaminizer by 13moorehuman September 14, 2010

samicide 

when you commit suicide by paying someone on the street to run over you multiple times until fatality.
1-i hate my life. i want to die.
2-my cousin committed samicide. it was pretty affective. it might work for you.
1-ok thanks.
samicide by ayyyyoooo May 29, 2009

slavicide 

1. slavicide (lowercase) = When a slav commits suicide
2. Slavicide (capitalized) = Genocide of the slavic race
Bob just committed suicide, but it's all good because he's Slavic, so it's just innocent harmless slavicide.

Hitler commissioned the murder of millions of civilians, but it's all good because many were Slavs, so it's just innocent harmless Slavicide.
slavicide by Bad C dev July 12, 2021
the opposite of yassification/yassified
someone who usually slays, but then shows up in a bad outfit potentially affecting their reputation as a baddie
Damn, she committing slayicide or smth?”
Slayicide by kikinash May 23, 2022

salamified

To pwn someone so hard in Gears of War, that they revert to a life of solitude and salami binging.
Dude, you should have seen me, I salamified the host with the gnasher shotgun!
salamified by Son of Dick February 3, 2009