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Sluticide

Committing suicide by slutty activity. Activities such as consuming massive amounts of intoxicants and having unprotected sex with the nearest breathing humanoid would qualify as sluticide.

Can also be used to describe a series of questionable lifestyle choices leading to the death of one's public image and/or career.
Britney Spears committed career sluticide with her drug problems and child custody battle.

Dana Plato committed sluticide both physically and career-wise with her drug and alcohol abuse, conviction for armed robbery, and forging prescriptions.
by Snathi February 14, 2009
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Sluticide

Wannabe whores who have an eye for committing sluty activity on a regular basis.
Hey Caitlyn, Daija and Amber have just committed sluticide.
by i_hate_skanks September 22, 2011
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suicide voter

Someone who because they are naïve or just plain ignorant consistently votes against their own self-interests
Joe is a suicide voter he used to have a good job at a factory with a strong union that provided excellent pay and benefits, but he voted for an anti-union governor who busted up the union, resulting in a huge drop in pay, then he voted for a "free trade" Congressman who wants to move all factories to China. Now unemployed and receiving healthcare through the state exchanges created under the Affordable Care Act he plans to vote for a president who wants to take away his healthcare.
by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015
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Suicide Jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.
by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010
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Secondhand Suicide

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.
Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?
by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021
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suicided

when someone is murdered and then arranged in such a way to make the death seem like a suicide. the victim may also be forced to take his own life so that the real culprit leaves little to no evidence of wrongdoing. authorities rule the cause of death to be a plain old suicide which often means that no investigation is preformed.
the key witnesses were all suicided before they could testify. i guess they all were depressed or something. oh well. case dismissed!
by monkeytron5000 June 4, 2009
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Suicide Mode

A point when a person begins to consume alcohol at an exponential rate. Usually occurring after one has already been drinking for several hours and has decided that they can handle a limitless amount of alcohol. Typically results in loss of memory, confusion, and an inability to perform normal functions. On the other hand it can be a lot of fun, especially if you are an onlooker.
Sebastiaan: Ryan went into suicide mode last night at Oktoberfest
Stefan: Yeah, at one point he decided to drink all the beer on the table. I had to sign him into his hotel room last night and apparently he woke up and couldn't remember how he got there.
by Hulk19 May 4, 2017
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