slastic

all definitions are wrong except this one
fucking coolass somkin ass motherfaka,

he's really good at minecraft,
he's really cool,
he's the god of gods,
he's (a good)
I think I have a crush on him

no one is more cooler and better and prettier then slastic

slastic by slasticlover May 31, 2021

Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.

"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"

Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville

Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.

cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.

Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"

slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline

shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline

spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017

scare spastics 

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

scare spastics by jpg3 November 7, 2011

banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019