slamstick

the tubelike object that hangs between a man's thighs. Also known as a penis.
I gave her a mushroom tatoo with my slamstick.
by Chris Wagner January 18, 2003
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Nappy Slamstick

when you screw someone up the butt so hard it goes into their lower intestine
I think i ruptured my lower intestine, i took a nappy slamstick last night
by david clark/justin freyer June 04, 2008
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