slashkage

A server owned by the unemployed, unathletic, physically challenged, and chopped discord owner king

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slashkage by Jasonmichealfreddyghostface October 26, 2025

Splashage 

noun

| splash-idj |

The upward discharge of toilet water upon impact of plummeting fecal matter. Cause of the premeditated pre-flush.

"Dude, I just took a huge crap and my ass got wet from the immense splashage."

Splashage by CzarThe May 11, 2010

slankage 

The phenomenon that occurs when a man's testicles become sweaty and stick to the side of his leg.

Yo, I've got some mad slankage going on.

slankage by Wes February 3, 2003

Slushmageddon

Snowmageddon's weaker/wetter cousin. When you get a shit ton of snow followed immediately by a warm front that turns it all into slush creating massive amounts of standing water and ice slushy. This is then in turn tossed around by idiots in cars indiscriminately like a rain/hale storm in a twister causing weeping and gnashing of teeth on your way to work as your car is slowly eroded away from the raw mixture of water, deicing chemicals, ice, salt and gravel.

Oh my god I almost drown on my way to work today. It was a regular Slushmageddon out there.

Or

Holy shit my car was pulverized this morning by all the yahoos driving in Slushmageddon

Slushmageddon by KillerGerbil January 13, 2011

Slothkage

Slothkage is a term used when referring to a god like content creator who is very chill like a Sloth but is importance like a god

"Did you see Slothkages new tiktok"?

Slothkage by SIothkage March 14, 2021

slackage 

The degree to which someone is slacking.

At my current rate of slackage, I'll eventually drop out of college in about two years and become a homeless bum after being disowned by my parents. I'll live in a cardboard box in the Yukon territory, then get mauled to death in the wilderness, as punishment for my slacking off.

slackage by someone took my name =| May 6, 2006

Slashagg 

To sneak or stalk off salubriously away from the scene of a crime.

Ebony kicked a bouncer three times because he tried to steal her phone to get her number... then she had to slashagg away because he started getting agro.

Slashagg by Charly23 July 21, 2011