Wes's definitions

emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes April 30, 2005

milky slap

The act of slapping one in the mouth with a penis after the mouth has been filled with ejaculate.

Randy's leg looks like somebody just gave it a milky slap.

by Wes February 14, 2005

crusade

War fought by Western Europe to stop the encroching Muslium Armies of the East, also to regain Spain from the earlier Muslium conquest.

Due to the Attack on the Byzentine Empire the Roman Pope called for a Crusade to help the Eastern Empire defend itself.

by wes July 24, 2003

diddy step

This is a quick and abrupt step to the left or right that resembles a hop and can be seen in Sean P. Diddy Combs' dance routines.

Matt always has Coles DIDDY STEPPIN on kids on Madden

by Wes February 25, 2005

framastat

Framastat: Any or all pieces of a contraption of any type that you do not know what it really is.

Hey dad, what's that next to the spark plug? That would be the framastat little Billy.

by Wes August 11, 2004

the guy

the guy is a pot smoking mushroom popping beer slamming acid dropping chiller

wow the new kid just pulled a guy

by wes March 3, 2005

exhumed

to dig up a corpse or remove someone from their grave

the earth may have swallowed the stinking corpse but its about to be exhumed

by wes March 8, 2005