slarnted 

To surprisingly lick ones eye.
The touching of the tongue to the eyeball.

D was gettin outta hand, so B slarnted her hard..
She didn't know what to say for six months..

slarnted by Scotty boy<3 April 23, 2006

Slanted and enchanted 

the combination of drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana

Theodore: Hey dude wanna get some beers?

Ralph: Does a lion poop in a zoo?!?!? Lets get some buds too

Theodore: Hell yeah lets get SLANTED AND ENCHANTED then hit the titty bar ;P

Slanted and enchanted by sabatian eather December 15, 2012

slanted question 

A subtly inappropriate or intrusive question asked without the intention of being so.

Angelina: "I'm fatter than you."
Brad: "No you're not. How much do you weigh?"
Angelina: "That's a slanted question."

slanted question by Fox and Goober March 4, 2011

slanted 

To lose composure and let your emotions get the better of you. When you get upset/angry/worried/nervous/anxious over something and it affects your mental state and ability to stay focused.

A synonym for tilted.

I just lost 10 games in a row, I'm way too slanted to keep playing.

My jungler just fed my lane doublebuffs, I'm slanted.

slanted by Zebra the Moose March 10, 2018

slanted 

to go beyond basic intoxication...

"I was wasted but now i'm slanted!"

slanted by Maggie January 21, 2004

slanted definer 

noun; an individual who frequently and repeatedly posts definitions on Urban Dictionary that are extremely opinionated and are usually intolerably annoying. They rarely give an accurate or informative definition of the word or term, but are usually nevertheless given high votes due to other users sharing their opinion. Slanted definitions usually include poor grammar, exclamation marks, and emoticons.

Scrubs - zomg totally the bes show evrrrrrrr! XD you all should totally wach it cuz is so funnnyyyyyy but also has good messgessss and stuf!

Scrubs - that show sucks balls and people who like it are queeros

Someone who leaves definitions like this is a slanted definer.

slanted definer by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010

Slanted 

The phase between tipsy and drunk

Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted”

Slanted by SigmaKui February 17, 2018