Slanted

The phase between tipsy and drunk
Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted
by SigmaKui February 17, 2018
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Slanted

to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.
1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!
by tree meister March 12, 2011
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Slanted

Being completely and utterly badass; one of the coolest things you have ever seen
"Matt is so handsome, he is slanted."

"Dude, that car is so slanted."
by The Pear January 10, 2013
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Slanted

Known as the guy with the 90° face
by Slantyman March 25, 2019
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Slanted

Another meaning for being drunk or stoned, such as wasted,leanin, smackked, & bent.
2Kan- Damn boy that arty was poppin lat night

Peenut- You was feelin right ?

2Kan- I was type slanted 5
by Benny Magz November 19, 2010
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The Slants

The Slants are an Asian synth-pop band that have been melting faces off all over the country. Since the creation of the band, The Slants have toured the country five times, received press for turning down a million dollar recording contract, and were the first and only Asian band to be a Fender Music featured artist. These cross country tours included appearances at rock clubs, anime conventions, cultural festivals, and industry gatherings. Bassist and founder Simon Young explains, “Most of the people that find our name racist aren’t even Asian! We’re saying to the world ‘We’re proud of who we are, we aren’t going to hide it.’ In fact, our biggest support has been from the Asian community itself!" Vocalist Aron explains “We have a song called Sakura, Sakura where we take hateful rhymes about Asians and we turn them into a song about unity and being proud of our heritage.” (from theslants.com) The Slants have also released a second album, "Pageantry", which came out in 2010. This album features such songs as "How the Wicked Live". Currently, the band is in a conflict with the USPTO after attempting to trademark their name.
I saw The Slants live, and my face melted off. They rock so hard. The USPTO can suck it.
by MelloWins March 17, 2011
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slante

gailic for drink up bitches.
Slante my friends. *tosses back a shot of excellent irish whiskey*
by gizzyg June 11, 2010
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