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To be ripped off by an Asian.
Nip Su Ping slanted me on that key of coke!

Those fucks at magic wok slanted me on my chow mein.
by Zapp brannigan January 25, 2013
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to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.
1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!
by tree meister March 11, 2011
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Being completely and utterly badass; one of the coolest things you have ever seen
"Matt is so handsome, he is slanted."

"Dude, that car is so slanted."
by The Pear January 09, 2013
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The phase between tipsy and drunk
Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted
by SigmaKui February 17, 2018
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Another meaning for being drunk or stoned, such as wasted,leanin, smackked, & bent.
2Kan- Damn boy that arty was poppin lat night

Peenut- You was feelin right ?

2Kan- I was type slanted 5
by Benny Magz November 18, 2010
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