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Sergeant Slapnuts 

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.
Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.
Sergeant Slapnuts by Phartman March 18, 2011

slapnuts 

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.
the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
slapnuts by JOE December 22, 2003

slappynutz 

Serious sexual activity. Hardcore and very fast moving with the testicles slapping up against the "taint" area of the female from the seriously fast sex. Usually occurs the most during doggy-style or plain 'ol hyperspeed missionary.
Wow, me and Mandy were having some serious sex, slappynutz were in full effect and I had sweat just fallin off me and my balls. We must have lost 10 pounds each from that 45 minute sexual hurricane.
slappynutz by Schwagner December 7, 2006

slapnuts 

commonly used insult, suggests the person jacks off a lot.
Shut the fuck up, slapnuts.
slapnuts by kb June 26, 2003

Slapnuts 

An idiot who deserves to be kicked in the man marbles and slapped across the face for being such an ignorant fool.
Hey Slapnuts!

Jimmy you are such a Slapnuts!
Slapnuts by John McNally April 23, 2008

slapnuts 

When your pounding a girl so hard your balls slap against her.
Yeah I took her home last night and gave her some slapnuts for dinner
slapnuts by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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