Slapnuts

An idiot who deserves to be kicked in the man marbles and slapped across the face for being such an ignorant fool.

Hey Slapnuts!

Jimmy you are such a Slapnuts!

by John McNally April 23, 2008

Slapnuts

When a bitch such as yourself, slaps his nuts with his hands and blows your load just as someone walks in on you. Deems the name Slapnuts.

Josh Treb is a Slapnuts

by Seth and Fritz December 02, 2005

Slapnuts

A term used by some to describe the band slipknot and how much they hate them because they suck. They are not true metal and therefore cant be described as true metal.

Hey did u haer tht new Slipknot album?

O slapnuts maybe if i wanted to hate myself yea.

by Templeton10 August 03, 2009

Slapnuts

To do something wrong for the purpose of being funny.

Dipping your nuts in a customers coffee without them knowing it, oh yeah, slapnuts!

by Noah Hennig September 25, 2003

Slapnut

A term used by Jeff Jarrett in wCw to insult the fans. (Based off other definition of Slapnut)

"Listen up all you slapnuts, I am the chosen one."

by ZJP April 23, 2003

slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

by JOE December 22, 2003

Slapnut

Someone who is a douche bag, pain in the ass, mentally unstable, egoistic, fat, crackheaded, cumslut, adopted, useless, brainless, delusional, autistic, talentless, hopeless, gone case.
Or Someone who has negative IQ, lesser chromosomes, a missing brain, tunnel vision, plainly stupid, really something, been reading this.

Example 1
Person A: Hi Albert, How is your Day?
Person B: Wont you shut your fucking stupid fat bitch ass mouth you useless fucking stupid homeless adopted disfigured motherless Slapnut.

Example 2
Person A: *Munching onto cookies"
Person B: What the fuck you say to me you little under aged pussy ass Slapnut?!?!

by _Gobblin May 03, 2020