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Serious sexual activity. Hardcore and very fast moving with the testicles slapping up against the "taint" area of the female from the seriously fast sex. Usually occurs the most during doggy-style or plain 'ol hyperspeed missionary.

Wow, me and Mandy were having some serious sex, slappynutz were in full effect and I had sweat just fallin off me and my balls. We must have lost 10 pounds each from that 45 minute sexual hurricane.

slappynutz by Schwagner December 7, 2006

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slappynuts

An extremely bastarsdous or cowarldy person

That friggen slappynuts pinched the bag

slappynuts by Krazy Kate August 27, 2006

Related Words

slappynutz • slappynuts • SlappyMuttMutt • slapnutz • Sloppynut Sunday • SLAP MY NUTS • slappy nugget

SlappyMuttMutt

Scary mofo, don't mess with him. He will **** you up.

Don't mess with SlappyMuttMutt!

SlappyMuttMutt by Allen Woods September 18, 2003

slapnutz

n. a game in which the players attempt to catch each other by surprise by utilizing the back of the hand to strike each other in the scrotum.

Official rules of the game require players to verbalize the word "slapnutz" before making physical contact with other player's scrotum thereby giving notice, albeit short, of the intent to strike.

Often played at parties or other social gatherings and is especially embarrassing when played in the company a young lady that one of the players is attempting to tap.

Mark tagged in to the game of slapnutz, so his junk is fair game. He is such a tool bag.

slapnutz by G Quick July 8, 2009

Sloppynut Sunday

The most important and cherished holiday in the fuckboy community, where a male can nut absolutely anywhere he wants without being ridiculed. Sloppynut Sunday is always the second Sunday of July.

Brent: Duuuude, hell yeah! It’s Sloppynut Sunday! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

Chad: DAMN STRAIGHT. Let’s go nut in that rude old woman’s petunias!

Sloppynut Sunday by Leader of Moth Civilization June 9, 2018

SlappyMuttMutt

A very 1337 chater/hacker. Most of the time undercover not being noticed doing important work.

Dude, shut up, SlappyMuttMutt might be listening...

SlappyMuttMutt by Elliot Shend September 14, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026