kb's definitions

penis envy

When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.

"Joe has penis envy."

"Penis envy is why the two men aren't friends."

by KB October 5, 2003

hamcake

a fat person with a big beefy red face

look at martys fat face jiggle when he runs, damn is he a hamcake!!

by KB March 12, 2005

amrtin77

a man who goes to chs, very wise, and a great singer... and poem writer

Man, i wish i could sing like amrtin77

by KB February 26, 2004

semen

oyster

His humongous oyster required she be given the Heimlich maneuver.

by KB October 8, 2003

Gusto

Known as a person of a shapely size using unknown words to describe their feelings...

coco! bud. I did it for youuuuuu.

by kb May 11, 2004

landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

by kb June 18, 2006

hypothalamus

A part of the nervous system that makes a person hungary, girl crazy, get PMS, and makes people irritable.

That bitch needs to get her hypothalamus checked!

by KB February 20, 2004