Homie 1: Dog I was tearin' that pussy up on the
couch last night,but we were so sweaty that i slipped and fell half way off the couch.
Homie
2: Wouldnt be called "fucking" if things like that didnt happen.
Homie 1: Well,I essentially did a kneedrop on my laptop cuz it was layin right next to the couch. The screen is totaled.
Homie
2: Daaaamn! You really slipped in the elbow
grease on that one!
Homie 1: I'm sayin though.