slantern 

an alternative way to say "whore," "slut," or "ho" in public

Those slanterns work on 14th street.

slantern by triste June 22, 2007

idiot's lantern 

a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.

idiot's lantern by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010

Slafternoon 

When the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly.

peep 1: Is it quitting time yet?
peep 2: No it is only 2:30
peep 1: Wow, the time is dragging...this is the worst slafternoon ever.

Slafternoon by Whooty wrangler December 15, 2011

slatternly 

slovenly;untidy or slutty, or the quality of behaving like a [slattern}

That women sleeps with every man she runs into. She is so slatternly.

slatternly by rbs1 May 9, 2007

slattern 

Best word ever.
More sophisticated than "slut", but slighty less crude and overdone than "slag", whilst still retaining that crucial amount of European-ness.

"Nonsense, slattern! I will not tolerate your slatternry!"

slattern by princesscupcake April 8, 2006

slattern 

A sexually promiscuous woman. May or may not be paid for sex, depending on whether is a prostitute or a slut.

Paris Hilton, the Grand High Slattern, paraded on the red carpet in her usual belt/miniskirt sans underwear and her almost nonexistant top.

slattern by Lorelili May 17, 2007

slattern 

a dirty untidy woman;prostitute

look at that slattern luring people to dark alley ways

slattern by ms.tomorrow June 11, 2006