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Slafternoon 

When the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly.
peep 1: Is it quitting time yet?
peep 2: No it is only 2:30
peep 1: Wow, the time is dragging...this is the worst slafternoon ever.
Slafternoon by Whooty wrangler December 15, 2011
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Shafternoon 

When you spend your afternoon hanging out with a bunch of dudes. And only dudes.
"Are you excited for your shafternoon with the guys?"
Shafternoon by Tieka August 23, 2011

lafternoon 

A time realm that exists between two people who speak to each other in "the present" but live in two different time zones. This causes extreme laughter in the individuals because the present cannot be two times. often in cohesion with nornings ( night-mornings - aka, 11pm-1am)
Boy: How are you this lafternoon?
Girl: Good, though you live in the FUTURE!
Boy: How are things in my PAST?
Girl: hahahahaha
Boy: hahahahaha
lafternoon by pseuleoderm October 28, 2009

Lafternoon tea 

It is a bit like Brunch (Breakfast/Lunch) except for afternoon tea and lunch.
Guy 1: "After the movie want to go to grab some Lafternoon Tea?"
Guy 2: "Sure lets go and grab some Lafternoon tea later."
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