slammock

the art of fucking in ones hammock

"hey you want slammock"

"slam in your hammock"

"fuck yeah"

by connorlchris July 16, 2016

slamcock

So inconsequential it is below even whipdick.

Didn't we do something amazingly slamcock like use an ethernet USB adapter at one point?

by captainkirk August 19, 2004

slamcock

Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.

I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.

by Chip August 19, 2004

slummock

dirty, lazy slob
probably 14th or 15th century

He's such a slummock!

by Alte Forelle February 19, 2011

Slamocking

To slay or make out with someone in a hammock.

Hey girl, did you want to go slamocking this weekend?

Yeah, I'd be down for that.

by What'sThePassword August 13, 2016

shammock

John McAfee's genius invention where a hole is cut in a hammock typically where one's butt rests. The hole is used to drop large amounts of fecal matter on top of the person below.

Bro, you should try a shammock with your wife!

Ew no, why would I do that?

John McAfee did it and he was looking super healthy so it must be good for you

by johnmcaffelover69 February 1, 2022

Swammock

A hammock that can not be used as a bed, with a single mounting point, that swings.

I went and swung on the swammock

by law24 July 26, 2022