Swammock

A hammock that can not be used as a bed, with a single mounting point, that swings.

I went and swung on the swammock

by law24 July 26, 2022

slammock

the art of fucking in ones hammock

"hey you want slammock"

"slam in your hammock"

"fuck yeah"

by connorlchris July 16, 2016

shammock

John McAfee's genius invention where a hole is cut in a hammock typically where one's butt rests. The hole is used to drop large amounts of fecal matter on top of the person below.

Bro, you should try a shammock with your wife!

Ew no, why would I do that?

John McAfee did it and he was looking super healthy so it must be good for you

by johnmcaffelover69 February 1, 2022