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slammock 

"hey you want slammock"

"slam in your hammock"

"fuck yeah"
slammock by connorlchris July 16, 2016
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shammock 

John McAfee's genius invention where a hole is cut in a hammock typically where one's butt rests. The hole is used to drop large amounts of fecal matter on top of the person below.
Bro, you should try a shammock with your wife!

Ew no, why would I do that?

John McAfee did it and he was looking super healthy so it must be good for you
shammock by johnmcaffelover69 February 1, 2022