slammeded

meaning a dis just happened instead of ohhh or burrnnn.

you just got slammeded

by ashloo November 23, 2004

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

by big bald obama October 7, 2021

Sammeled

To cum all over something or someone. Also a common African male name.

He sammeled all over her face and she loved it. Sammel walked into the club and all the ladies wanted to fuck him. He sammeled so much she was choking.

by DEFINEINSHITALLDAY October 18, 2014

Smammered

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

slampede

A gathering of slamps in one specific location at the same time...A combination of slamp and stampede

All of my homies didn't want to go to the party because they thought it was going to be a sausage fest......turns out it was a slampede!!!

by got2bfuzze February 26, 2011