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scambidextrous 

An adjective describing someone who is highly expert at pulling just about any scam a person could imagine.
Until the Scammer in Chief came along, Rudy Giuliani, in his younger incarnation as the Mayor of NYC, long before his brain turned to mush, was considered the most covertly scambidextrous politician on the planet.

slambidextrous 

The ability to masturbate with either hand
being able to slam my ham with either hand makes me slambidextrous
slambidextrous by ungerwoo January 5, 2011

Sambidextrous

Sambidextrous

Semi ambidextrous

The ability to use either hand for certain tasks such as texting, clicking of the mouse, masturbation.
Chris- was it hard rubbing one off with a broken hand?

Mark- yea, but its ok. My left hand was really gentle when clicking my mouse.

Chris- ah, you had a stranger at the laptop. You're so sambidextrous.
Sambidextrous by Overserge December 10, 2015

spankidextrous 

The ability to spank with equal efficiency using either hand.
oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was spanka yo, wot a spankidextrous !
spankidextrous by smart pants guy October 11, 2013

spankidextrous 

The ability to "spank it" with either hand with equal proficiency
"Which hand do you use to spank it."

"Homie, I'm Spankidextrous! I can use either hand"
spankidextrous by Bdx1213 September 11, 2013

spambidextrous 

word created by me back in the 90's


A) Something really amazing or shocking
B) Something you can use to reply to any question
Bill - I just got a brand new TVR Tuscan
Joe - Spambidextrous!!!

Bill - Hey mate are you ok?
Joe - Spambidextrous! You?
spambidextrous by Gandhiluv September 8, 2005