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Spamnidextrous 

Able to eat spam with both hands.
Man i'm spamnidextrous.
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scambidextrous 

An adjective describing someone who is highly expert at pulling just about any scam a person could imagine.
Until the Scammer in Chief came along, Rudy Giuliani, in his younger incarnation as the Mayor of NYC, long before his brain turned to mush, was considered the most covertly scambidextrous politician on the planet.

slambidextrous 

The ability to masturbate with either hand
being able to slam my ham with either hand makes me slambidextrous
slambidextrous by ungerwoo January 5, 2011

Sambidextrous

Sambidextrous

Semi ambidextrous

The ability to use either hand for certain tasks such as texting, clicking of the mouse, masturbation.
Chris- was it hard rubbing one off with a broken hand?

Mark- yea, but its ok. My left hand was really gentle when clicking my mouse.

Chris- ah, you had a stranger at the laptop. You're so sambidextrous.
Sambidextrous by Overserge December 10, 2015

spankidextrous 

The ability to spank with equal efficiency using either hand.
oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was spanka yo, wot a spankidextrous !
spankidextrous by smart pants guy October 11, 2013

spankidextrous 

The ability to "spank it" with either hand with equal proficiency
"Which hand do you use to spank it."

"Homie, I'm Spankidextrous! I can use either hand"
spankidextrous by Bdx1213 September 11, 2013

spambidextrous 

word created by me back in the 90's


A) Something really amazing or shocking
B) Something you can use to reply to any question
Bill - I just got a brand new TVR Tuscan
Joe - Spambidextrous!!!

Bill - Hey mate are you ok?
Joe - Spambidextrous! You?
spambidextrous by Gandhiluv September 8, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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