slagnificent 

slagnificent (slag nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. The quality of being amazingly slutty and proud of it. From “slag” and “magnificent.”

A lotta gay guys I know are proud of how slutty they are. They strut around like peacocks because they are so slagnificent. As if it was hard to get some other gay guy to accept a blow job.

slagnificent by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Swagnificant 

When a person has a swag that goes beyond the atmosphere of awesomeness!

You are just so swagnificant!!

The swagnificance of your presence blows my mind!

Swagnificant by AMIZZEL CREW FOR LIFE September 18, 2011

shagnificent 

Adjective. 1) Of the highest possible quality. 2) A quality that instills arousal.

This word was made obselete in the 1930s.

- Hello Terence, how was your evening last night?

- Splendid thank you Tarquin. I had a B & BJ with a Jemima. It was hot ass; absolutely shagnificent.

shagnificent by By Joef May 27, 2006

Swagnificent 

Fly,cool,splended in appearence grand or noble in deed.
stylish

man those air forces are swagnificent dog!

Swagnificent by Smith 206 May 15, 2008

swagnificent 

having swag at the purest level. appearance, style, a way of carrying yourself; earned respect

I thought I was looking good but my boy Edgar came http://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpin the club looking swagnificent.

swagnificent by swarles barkley February 9, 2009

Swagnificent 

Overly magnificent, to such a degree that logic is no longer applicable, useful, or relevant.

That Odd Future concert last night was fucking swagnificent.

Swagnificent by Baggin' Swaggin' Barry August 6, 2012

lagnificent 

The word used to describe a magnificent amount of lag on one's computer/gaming system.

Eg.

"I should've turned down my resolution, my computer is so lagnificent."

Person 1: OMFG I just got killed cuz im lagnificent.
Person 2: Nah, u just suck.

lagnificent by HappyWheelsMcGee May 23, 2011