splagnificant

Somethign that is simply too amazing for words that already exist.

Mr Angry Face Man: >:|
Happy child: Hi there!
Mr Angry Face Man: Hello. >:| YOU'VE BEEN MESSING AROUND.
Happy shild: That's not true!
Mr Angry Face Man: SHUT YOUR FACE. HOW ARE YOU?
Happy Child: I'm simply splagnificant, chum!

splagnificant by Big Mr Unicorn December 14, 2008

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Swagnificant

When a person has a swag that goes beyond the atmosphere of awesomeness!

You are just so swagnificant!!

The swagnificance of your presence blows my mind!

Swagnificant by AMIZZEL CREW FOR LIFE September 18, 2011

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Related Words

splagnificant • slagnificent • Swagnificant • Swagnificant Other

slagnificent

slagnificent (slag nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. The quality of being amazingly slutty and proud of it. From “slag” and “magnificent.”

A lotta gay guys I know are proud of how slutty they are. They strut around like peacocks because they are so slagnificent. As if it was hard to get some other gay guy to accept a blow job.

slagnificent by Maxhole June 22, 2009

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Swagnificant Other

Your significant other who is very swag.

Oh Marina, you are the light of my life, the apple of my eye, my swagnificant other.

Swagnificant Other by Batman’s favorite chew toy June 24, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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