splagnificant

Somethign that is simply too amazing for words that already exist.

Mr Angry Face Man: >:|
Happy child: Hi there!
Mr Angry Face Man: Hello. >:| YOU'VE BEEN MESSING AROUND.
Happy shild: That's not true!
Mr Angry Face Man: SHUT YOUR FACE. HOW ARE YOU?
Happy Child: I'm simply splagnificant, chum!

splagnificant by Big Mr Unicorn December 14, 2008

Swagnificant 

When a person has a swag that goes beyond the atmosphere of awesomeness!

You are just so swagnificant!!

The swagnificance of your presence blows my mind!

Swagnificant by AMIZZEL CREW FOR LIFE September 18, 2011

slagnificent 

slagnificent (slag nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. The quality of being amazingly slutty and proud of it. From “slag” and “magnificent.”

A lotta gay guys I know are proud of how slutty they are. They strut around like peacocks because they are so slagnificent. As if it was hard to get some other gay guy to accept a blow job.

slagnificent by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Swagnificant Other 

Your significant other who is very swag.

Oh Marina, you are the light of my life, the apple of my eye, my swagnificant other.

Swagnificant Other by Batman’s favorite chew toy June 24, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004