splagnificant

Somethign that is simply too amazing for words that already exist.

Mr Angry Face Man: >:|
Happy child: Hi there!
Mr Angry Face Man: Hello. >:| YOU'VE BEEN MESSING AROUND.
Happy shild: That's not true!
Mr Angry Face Man: SHUT YOUR FACE. HOW ARE YOU?
Happy Child: I'm simply splagnificant, chum!

splagnificant by Big Mr Unicorn December 14, 2008

Swagnificant 

When a person has a swag that goes beyond the atmosphere of awesomeness!

You are just so swagnificant!!

The swagnificance of your presence blows my mind!

Swagnificant by AMIZZEL CREW FOR LIFE September 18, 2011

slagnificent 

slagnificent (slag nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. The quality of being amazingly slutty and proud of it. From “slag” and “magnificent.”

A lotta gay guys I know are proud of how slutty they are. They strut around like peacocks because they are so slagnificent. As if it was hard to get some other gay guy to accept a blow job.

slagnificent by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Swagnificant Other 

Your significant other who is very swag.

Oh Marina, you are the light of my life, the apple of my eye, my swagnificant other.

Swagnificant Other by Batman’s favorite chew toy June 24, 2021