slactive 

the action of looking busy, when in fact, just sodomizing the dog

Mitchell's a highly slactive office shoe--look at what that BM hasn't done today

slactive by Lancet March 30, 2005

stactive 

When you're awake, up and dressed, ready to distribute some illicit substances to stack some paper.

Me: Yo, are you about fam?

You: Nah fam I'm still in bed i'll shout you when I'm stactive.

stactive by RickTheBrick June 9, 2018

Slactivism 

A pejorative neologism combining 'slacker' and 'activism,' sometimes spelled 'slacktivism.' Engaging socially in activism that requires little or no effort as part of a lifestyle or self-identity. Slactivism usually produces no appreciable results and often perpetuates poor research and hearsay.

1. When I heard that Jack was boycotting Taco Bell because he said they exploit tomato farmers in Latin America, I knew it was more of Jack's slactivism. He never visited Taco Bell anyway.

2. Jill thought of herself as an activist. She always hit "Like" on Facebook whenever a social justice issue came up, and she was a part of several Political Action Committee fan pages, but her friends knew her slactivism couldn't be counted on to write Congress or go beyond a few mouse-clicks.

Slactivism by Bansuri December 1, 2010

Sactive

Short for Sexually Active.

An active participant in sexual activities.

Me: "My girlfriend and I are sactive as of yesterday"

Friend: "What do you mean?"

Me: " It means we're Sexually Active dumb ass!"

Sactive by dominasty August 1, 2009

slactivist 

One who feels a need to be politically active, but doesn't quite know how and thereby jumps on the nearest bandwagon cause.

When Jenny arrived at University in the big city, she quickly realized the world was much bigger than (insert annonymous hick town). She figured she oughta live up to the University student cliche of protesting something, anything and found the guy behind the "down with the WTO" table very cute. She signed up immediately.

slactivist by napoleon in rags December 10, 2003

slactivist 

a person who strives to appear politically active while actually understanding little and contributing nothing to the cause.

Bob liked to drive his SUV to the anti-war rallies becaause he loved the chanting.

slactivist by Dr. Octopus December 18, 2002

slactivism 

The slacker's form of activism. i.e. "We'll protest the next war..."

Jim wanted to sign the petition, but couldn't get off the couch. Quintessential slactivism.

slactivism by slactivist August 29, 2010