Slactivity

The rate at which one does something but accomplishes little.

I called a lot of clients today but didn't actually speak to anyone. But when reports are run, my slactivity will be among the highest.

by 8:30to5 December 7, 2010

slactivity

a condition in which things are happening or being done slowly or aimlessly.

His life was brimming with slactivity.

by TimmasFella August 26, 2015

Paranormal Snacktivity

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.

Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

by indie_indeed March 3, 2011

Paranormal Snacktivity

When someone has an extreme urge to snack. Most often occurs late at night.

Dude, there was some serious Paranormal Snacktivity going on last night at my house...

by TylerIsRANDOMIZED October 14, 2009

slacktivity

the activity you do, or participate in to put off doing something that is not as fun, but more important.

My favorite slacktivity to do instead of writing my 5 page paper that is due tomorrow is to look up random words on Urbandictionary.com.

by Brannon Ramsdale June 15, 2006

slackitivity

The action of doing nothing when you really should be doing something and not giving a fuck.

"Wow, that punk just urinated on da floor rather then going ta da bathroom! He got slackitivity, yo!"

by the blue hatt, baby May 7, 2004

Slactivism

A pejorative neologism combining 'slacker' and 'activism,' sometimes spelled 'slacktivism.' Engaging socially in activism that requires little or no effort as part of a lifestyle or self-identity. Slactivism usually produces no appreciable results and often perpetuates poor research and hearsay.

1. When I heard that Jack was boycotting Taco Bell because he said they exploit tomato farmers in Latin America, I knew it was more of Jack's slactivism. He never visited Taco Bell anyway.

2. Jill thought of herself as an activist. She always hit "Like" on Facebook whenever a social justice issue came up, and she was a part of several Political Action Committee fan pages, but her friends knew her slactivism couldn't be counted on to write Congress or go beyond a few mouse-clicks.

by Bansuri December 1, 2010