a single word to describe a lazy person whose peak level of physical activity is typically limited to burning only those calories necessary to acquire snacks or junk food.
Doctor: “Do you exercise on a daily basis? That may help alleviate the lethargy.”
Patient: “Well, I know my coworkers describe me as moderately snactive.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.