stactive 

When you're awake, up and dressed, ready to distribute some illicit substances to stack some paper.

Me: Yo, are you about fam?

You: Nah fam I'm still in bed i'll shout you when I'm stactive.

stactive by RickTheBrick June 9, 2018

Stativersation 

When someone has a conversation with someone else on your Facebook/Myspace status.

"Dude I have 12 notifications!! Oh nevermind some idiots were just having a stativersation."

Stativersation by BOnanners January 8, 2010

Sactive

Short for Sexually Active.

An active participant in sexual activities.

Me: "My girlfriend and I are sactive as of yesterday"

Friend: "What do you mean?"

Me: " It means we're Sexually Active dumb ass!"

Sactive by dominasty August 1, 2009

snactive 

a single word to describe a lazy person whose peak level of physical activity is typically limited to burning only those calories necessary to acquire snacks or junk food.

Doctor: “Do you exercise on a daily basis? That may help alleviate the lethargy.”
Patient: “Well, I know my coworkers describe me as moderately snactive.”

snactive by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

slactive 

the action of looking busy, when in fact, just sodomizing the dog

Mitchell's a highly slactive office shoe--look at what that BM hasn't done today

slactive by Lancet March 30, 2005

Stastive-Upgressive 

The nature or quality of a status update which is passive-aggressive.

Jim: "Based on your sarcastic status about Mafia Wars, I take it you aren't going to accept the invitation I just sent you."

Joe: "Oh, you saw that?"

Jim: "Yeah. Pretty stastive-upgressive."

Stastive-Upgressive by LinkToThePast October 6, 2012

Smactively

To be smacked into activity.

Jack smactively got off his ass and cleaned the air fryer.

Smactively by Zzzzzzzack76 February 18, 2026