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A person who adds all the people on skype as possible and talks to them all day long like a typist does on a computer.
1: Ahma get about 500 friends on Skype.
2: What, you tryin to get title of skypist?
skypist by Lolzorznager March 28, 2009
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Known in some internet circles as a pedantic, aggressive and elitist type of forum poster.
His constant harassing of other posters and pinpoint accurate acidic comments always manage to annoy everybody.
His attitude is at the origin of the now commonly used expression "Fuck You Skyfish!" which is standardly used as a response to his posts.
sween - "Fuck You Skyfish!"
Skyfish by Alias8 December 1, 2009

Skypeshower 

This is when you are skyping with your significant other, and one of you needs to take a shower, so you place your laptop or your webcam if you have a desktop computer in the bathroom, and you keep the shower curtains open and you talk while taking a shower.
Eli: Girl, I have this job interview in an hour and I really need to take a shower, skypeshower?
Mary: Yeah, sure why not, take me to the bathroom!
Eli: Awesome, I really miss being with you by the way
Mary: Me too :)
Skypeshower by johnny08 March 3, 2011
"That jackets not stylish, its skylish"
Skylish by John Macfudge November 30, 2009

Skylish piss 

The best piss you can ever do.

You piss all the way round the basin and then shout "Na Na Naii!"
"I'm away for a piss. Not just any piss, a fuckn Skylish piss. yaaaaasssss!"
Skylish piss by John Macfudge November 30, 2009

Skypeish 

Sketchy sound quality in a phone call or a conversation.
"Please talk louder," I said to my friend on the other side of the table. "It's so loud in here you're sounding a little skypeish."
Skypeish by ED London March 31, 2009