skypes 

Kids that hang out outside buildings and smoke cigarettes. They are not good people and are frequently seen outside apartments, shopping malls, department stores and restaurants. They become leeches and do not contribute to society in any way. If you see a skype look at them condescendingly as you walk into the host establishment. Don't worry about the repercussions due to the fact that their lit "lung dart" prevents them from retaliating.

Look at these skypes. They are dumb. (condescending look followed by ducking into the building)

skypes by Bud T. Man November 8, 2007

Skype daddy 

A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.

Biomom: “Jerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.”

Biomom’s divorced confidente: “I thought you don’t even answer the phone if you see it’s him.”

Biomom: “No, he skypes them during homework time.”

Confidente: “Ahh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. It’s a phase.”

Skype daddy by PJMac August 1, 2012

Scissor Skype 

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.

I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.

Scissor Skype by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012

skypemob 

Similar to a flashmob. It is when a large number of people from all over the world converge on a single person's number. Often annoying, and sometimes perpetrated by members of 4chan skypemobbing is a growing phenomena.

See if we can get his number and skypemob him!

ref: (facebook.com/pages/Jonathan-from-spotify/100858681286?ref=nf)

skypemob by jungboho July 18, 2009

Skype Spliff 

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).

Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.

Skype Spliff by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011

Skype Bang 

Skype Bang is the act of banging someone on skype(everyone plz go back to skype)

Tempest Skype Bang?

Skype Bang by Rowley Heffley February 2, 2020

skype-typing 

Using an instant message service to communicate while video-call skyping with the volume turned off. No verbal words are necessary during the conversation, but you can still see the person you're talking to.

Nick-Hey can we skypetype tonight? I wanna see you but I cant talk everyone will be asleep.

Hannah-Yeah I wanna skypetype tonight! I dont want to wake people up but I still get to see you, skype-typing is awesome!

skype-typing by NickBsquared January 20, 2010