Similar to a flashmob. It is when a large number of people from all over the world converge on a single person's number. Often annoying, and sometimes perpetrated by members of 4chan skypemobbing is a growing phenomena.
Cooperative video masturbation via skype. Choking the rooster while she plays with her pie and milkshakes over the interwebs.
Person 1 - "What did you do last night?"
Person 2 - "I got a skypejob from my girlfriend."
Person A - "Guess what I did last night."
Person B - "What?"
Person A - "I met this girl on Facebook last week and she gave me her skype name. I called her up last night and she gave me the best skypejob I've ever had."
Person B - "Fuckin' sweet!"
The act of playing Pokémon while simultaneously Skyping with friends. Usually the Pokémon game is played on an emulator on the computer so that the games can be screen shared using Skype. It's a great way to bring back and share childhood memories with friends. It's hours of fun for the whole family!
1. A Skypejob is partaking in any sexual activity, especially stripping, with another person through skyping, or online video chatting.
Boy 1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Boy 2: Got a fucking skypejob from this bitch
Boy 1: A skypejob? What's that?
Boy 2: She stripped and showed me her tits.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!