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skypemob 

Similar to a flashmob. It is when a large number of people from all over the world converge on a single person's number. Often annoying, and sometimes perpetrated by members of 4chan skypemobbing is a growing phenomena.
See if we can get his number and skypemob him!

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skypemob by jungboho July 18, 2009
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Skypejob 

Cooperative video masturbation via skype. Choking the rooster while she plays with her pie and milkshakes over the interwebs.
Person 1 - "What did you do last night?"
Person 2 - "I got a skypejob from my girlfriend."

Person A - "Guess what I did last night."
Person B - "What?"
Person A - "I met this girl on Facebook last week and she gave me her skype name. I called her up last night and she gave me the best skypejob I've ever had."
Person B - "Fuckin' sweet!"
Skypejob by Noble Ashballs March 3, 2011
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Skypemon 

The act of playing Pokémon while simultaneously Skyping with friends. Usually the Pokémon game is played on an emulator on the computer so that the games can be screen shared using Skype. It's a great way to bring back and share childhood memories with friends. It's hours of fun for the whole family!
Person 1: Hey, you got your Skype in my Pokémon!

Person 2: Hey, you got your Pokémon in my Skype!

Yugi: I play polymerization to make...Skypemon!
Skypemon by JoshEd August 24, 2011

Skypejob 

1. A Skypejob is partaking in any sexual activity, especially stripping, with another person through skyping, or online video chatting.
Boy 1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Boy 2: Got a fucking skypejob from this bitch
Boy 1: A skypejob? What's that?
Boy 2: She stripped and showed me her tits.
Skypejob by YA BOY J March 31, 2012

skypejob 

getting a virtual handjob from someone over a skype call
Person 1: YO! did you hear Jason got a skypejob from Joan last night?
Person 2: No Way! Awesome Sauce!
skypejob by lagik May 22, 2024

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026