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Skypejob 

Cooperative video masturbation via skype. Choking the rooster while she plays with her pie and milkshakes over the interwebs.
Person 1 - "What did you do last night?"
Person 2 - "I got a skypejob from my girlfriend."

Person A - "Guess what I did last night."
Person B - "What?"
Person A - "I met this girl on Facebook last week and she gave me her skype name. I called her up last night and she gave me the best skypejob I've ever had."
Person B - "Fuckin' sweet!"
Skypejob by Noble Ashballs March 3, 2011
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Skypemon 

The act of playing Pokémon while simultaneously Skyping with friends. Usually the Pokémon game is played on an emulator on the computer so that the games can be screen shared using Skype. It's a great way to bring back and share childhood memories with friends. It's hours of fun for the whole family!
Person 1: Hey, you got your Skype in my Pokémon!

Person 2: Hey, you got your Pokémon in my Skype!

Yugi: I play polymerization to make...Skypemon!
Skypemon by JoshEd August 24, 2011

Skypejob 

1. A Skypejob is partaking in any sexual activity, especially stripping, with another person through skyping, or online video chatting.
Boy 1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Boy 2: Got a fucking skypejob from this bitch
Boy 1: A skypejob? What's that?
Boy 2: She stripped and showed me her tits.
Skypejob by YA BOY J March 31, 2012

skypejob 

getting a virtual handjob from someone over a skype call
Person 1: YO! did you hear Jason got a skypejob from Joan last night?
Person 2: No Way! Awesome Sauce!
skypejob by lagik May 22, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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