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Skypejob 

Cooperative video masturbation via skype. Choking the rooster while she plays with her pie and milkshakes over the interwebs.
Person 1 - "What did you do last night?"
Person 2 - "I got a skypejob from my girlfriend."

Person A - "Guess what I did last night."
Person B - "What?"
Person A - "I met this girl on Facebook last week and she gave me her skype name. I called her up last night and she gave me the best skypejob I've ever had."
Person B - "Fuckin' sweet!"
Skypejob by Noble Ashballs March 3, 2011
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Skypemon 

The act of playing Pokémon while simultaneously Skyping with friends. Usually the Pokémon game is played on an emulator on the computer so that the games can be screen shared using Skype. It's a great way to bring back and share childhood memories with friends. It's hours of fun for the whole family!
Person 1: Hey, you got your Skype in my Pokémon!

Person 2: Hey, you got your Pokémon in my Skype!

Yugi: I play polymerization to make...Skypemon!
Skypemon by JoshEd August 24, 2011

Skypejob 

1. A Skypejob is partaking in any sexual activity, especially stripping, with another person through skyping, or online video chatting.
Boy 1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Boy 2: Got a fucking skypejob from this bitch
Boy 1: A skypejob? What's that?
Boy 2: She stripped and showed me her tits.
Skypejob by YA BOY J March 31, 2012

skypejob 

getting a virtual handjob from someone over a skype call
Person 1: YO! did you hear Jason got a skypejob from Joan last night?
Person 2: No Way! Awesome Sauce!
skypejob by lagik May 22, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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