Skypest

Skype + pest: A Skype user who doesn't know how many posts are too many.

I just logged onto Skype and ~ 10 posts were waiting for me, and I've been on for 2 hours and he's still Skypeing. He's such a Skypest!

by Dave Gahary June 13, 2011

Skypesterbation

When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.

My girlfriend and I partake of skypesterbation when she is away on business trips.

by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010

Skypesturbation

Skypesturbation is the term for masturbating while engaged in communication while using Skype internet telephony; usually involving video.

"This Canadian girl and I have been doing marathon, 3 hour skypesturbation session!"

by mobbSF November 1, 2009

SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Skypetar

Someone who spends a substantial amount of time per day on Skype

She just wasted a whole day online, chatting with her BBFs. Such a true Skypetar!

by Guraleci April 10, 2013

skypsturbate

The act of masturbating over skype.

"I love to skypsturbate with my boyfriend."

by imagivr August 22, 2011

skypist

A person who adds all the people on skype as possible and talks to them all day long like a typist does on a computer.

1: Ahma get about 500 friends on Skype.
2: What, you tryin to get title of skypist?

by Lolzorznager March 28, 2009