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1-Girlfriend: "What are you doing?"
Boyfriend: Don't move, I'm about to skwelch."
2-Girl:"What is taking so long!?"
Girl:(astounded)"Sweet Jesus."
3-Guy 1:"Dude, u look horrible, what happened to you in there?"
Guy 2:(exhausted)"I just skwelched
by Barbwire Pittsburgh Pens November 26, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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