skwelch

A somewhat painful, yet oddly satisfying bodily function

1-Girlfriend: "What are you doing?"
Boyfriend: Don't move, I'm about to skwelch."
2-Girl:"What is taking so long!?"
Boy:"OH MY GODDDD!! I'M SKWELCHING!!!!!!!!!"
Girl:(astounded)"Sweet Jesus."
3-Guy 1:"Dude, u look horrible, what happened to you in there?"
Guy 2:(exhausted)"I just skwelched

by Barbwire Pittsburgh Pens December 15, 2008

swelch

- verb (used without object): the sound made when the skin on your leg sticks to the side of your sex parter's body -- usually there is a great deal of humidity or sweating involved.

I was rocking the reverse cowgirl something awesome until my thigh swelched against him. It kinda killed the action, but only for a second.

by fungiblegoods August 3, 2010

Skweeche

A spontaneous release of air from the rectum caused by a relaxation of the sphincter muscle, during analingous.

Dude, you totally skweeched while i was inside you. that's not proper anal etiquette.

by Johnny Hammerstix September 7, 2009

skwetch

Informal Italian American word for hotdog.

Hey where'd you get that delicious skwetch.

by JamesPoocey November 23, 2017

sqwelcher

Another name for a very moist female vagina.

Put that sqwelcher away, your spraying that sh** EVERYWHERE!

by Gary MacKenzie April 15, 2008

SKWENCHIN

Mexicans or Black People Dancing Like They Aint Got No Sense.

pronounced- squ-w-in-chin

"We be in the club SKWENCHIN

"All up in the car SKWENCHIN

"everytime me and shaquata go to the mall we see Niggas SKWENCHIN

by Ace.LadyJ.&Taco February 4, 2010

skelching

Extremely hot

Man, it is skelching out side!

by Mike August 22, 2003