skwelch

A somewhat painful, yet oddly satisfying bodily function

1-Girlfriend: "What are you doing?"
Boyfriend: Don't move, I'm about to skwelch."
2-Girl:"What is taking so long!?"
Boy:"OH MY GODDDD!! I'M SKWELCHING!!!!!!!!!"
Girl:(astounded)"Sweet Jesus."
3-Guy 1:"Dude, u look horrible, what happened to you in there?"
Guy 2:(exhausted)"I just skwelched

by Barbwire Pittsburgh Pens December 15, 2008