skelch

this a variation of felching, where after poking out someones eyes and skull fucking them you come in their eye socket and suck it out.

i just skelched this guy

by jimbob jr April 10, 2004

skelching

Extremely hot

Man, it is skelching out side!

by Mike August 22, 2003

Skelch

To steal a condom and impregnate yourself

I skelched a rich man and now I got money from child support

by Shmurk April 12, 2024

Skelching

the action of pinning shut your anus shut with any amount of safety pins.

Some of my hobbies include swimming, bowling, and skelching!

by Coi A. jordan April 02, 2024