swelch

- verb (used without object): the sound made when the skin on your leg sticks to the side of your sex parter's body -- usually there is a great deal of humidity or sweating involved.

I was rocking the reverse cowgirl something awesome until my thigh swelched against him. It kinda killed the action, but only for a second.

by fungiblegoods August 3, 2010

swelch

A verb used to describe an instance of terrible pun usage.

"Oh, man, that was a terrible pun. He really swelched you that time."

by MHL April 29, 2008

Swekcha

She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. The most beautiful part of her is her eyes. Once you see her you will fall in love with her. You won’t really know it at first but after you will realise how much you really love her. She is very simple and very different from other girls and is very hard to understand. She is a very complicated person who keeps her past life a secret. But she always thinks of others first. She is very caring, sweet, kind and selfless. She will only love ONE guy with full of her heart.

Swekcha is a lovable person

by Mincha November 9, 2018

Spelch

Pronunciation: \'spelch\
Function: verb

Etymology: Early 21st Century evolution from the Old English 'spebealcan' before 12th century
|Intransitive verb|

1 : to expel gas suddenly from the stomach through the mouth accompanied with previously ingested sperm.

Upon completion of an angry blow-job, Samantha spelched in Rod's face.

by MaddDad February 24, 2014

swetchies

Another name for "sweets" in the city of Dundee

Here man, I'm away to the shops fir swetchies....

by foxxys March 19, 2011

Swetcha

Swetcha is the most amazing girl on the planet. She's got everything you'd want in a girl. She's smart, pretty, funny and has the most beautiful eyes. Swetcha means 'freedom' in Indian and that's exactly what she reminds you of. She's got a smile that you could die for! Every dude who sees her wants to be with her, but she's hard to get! You're lucky if you find her!

I love Swetcha!

by bucky_bites February 11, 2013

skwelch

A somewhat painful, yet oddly satisfying bodily function

1-Girlfriend: "What are you doing?"
Boyfriend: Don't move, I'm about to skwelch."
2-Girl:"What is taking so long!?"
Boy:"OH MY GODDDD!! I'M SKWELCHING!!!!!!!!!"
Girl:(astounded)"Sweet Jesus."
3-Guy 1:"Dude, u look horrible, what happened to you in there?"
Guy 2:(exhausted)"I just skwelched

by Barbwire Pittsburgh Pens December 15, 2008