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Sqwelching

Sqwelching is the act of a girl choking on your semen after you finish in her mouth
“Dude last Sarah gave me a blowjob and started Sqwelching
by AMadPony December 19, 2023
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Smelching

The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device
ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018
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squeaching

The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.
*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!
by AriiiTheIdiot June 22, 2017
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squelching

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.
"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"
by Ali THE COOLEST May 31, 2005
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squeeching

Cade would no stop squeeching so, Mrs Page threw a pen at him.
( for further reference, see cade evans)
by dam boi he thicc October 29, 2019
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Spelching

The act of oraly receiving your own semen that has been retrieved from another persons anus with either a third persons penis, or a dildo.
Mate, that threesome we had with Jennifer last night was great, but that spelching was not the highlight of my night.
by JH-MG September 25, 2017
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sqwerching

when you try to hold in a fart and it begins to leak out the rectum in a very sensensational way...
“DUDE while i was at the prank today i had to fart so badly”

“did ya man?”

nah man but it started sqwerching out”
by sexysisters June 14, 2019
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