skwench 

to quench ones thirst with semen

the parched young poof felt an overwhelming need to skwench his thirst.

skwench by illinforyu August 23, 2009

Skench 

a derogatory term for left-handed people

"Silverstone is such a skench he uses his left hand to draw."

Skench by Quentin Tarantino 84 December 19, 2016

sqwench 

A Male wench

Tom I would greatly appreciate it if you would stop being such a sqwench

sqwench by Ur nan gay March 17, 2019

skwelch 

A somewhat painful, yet oddly satisfying bodily function

1-Girlfriend: "What are you doing?"
Boyfriend: Don't move, I'm about to skwelch."
2-Girl:"What is taking so long!?"
Boy:"OH MY GODDDD!! I'M SKWELCHING!!!!!!!!!"
Girl:(astounded)"Sweet Jesus."
3-Guy 1:"Dude, u look horrible, what happened to you in there?"
Guy 2:(exhausted)"I just skwelched

skwelch by Barbwire Pittsburgh Pens December 15, 2008

Skweeche 

A spontaneous release of air from the rectum caused by a relaxation of the sphincter muscle, during analingous.

Dude, you totally skweeched while i was inside you. that's not proper anal etiquette.

Skweeche by Johnny Hammerstix September 7, 2009

swenched 

word meaning soaking,wet,drenched generally very damp

oh darn i'm absolutely swenched
i'm not going out in that i'll get swenched

swenched by lightning316 January 23, 2009

skwetch 

Informal Italian American word for hotdog.

Hey where'd you get that delicious skwetch.

skwetch by JamesPoocey November 23, 2017