skwench

to quench ones thirst with semen

the parched young poof felt an overwhelming need to skwench his thirst.

by illinforyu August 23, 2009

Skench

a derogatory term for left-handed people

"Silverstone is such a skench he uses his left hand to draw."

by Quentin Tarantino 84 December 19, 2016

sqwench

A Male wench

Tom I would greatly appreciate it if you would stop being such a sqwench

by Ur nan gay March 17, 2019

skwelch

A somewhat painful, yet oddly satisfying bodily function

1-Girlfriend: "What are you doing?"
Boyfriend: Don't move, I'm about to skwelch."
2-Girl:"What is taking so long!?"
Boy:"OH MY GODDDD!! I'M SKWELCHING!!!!!!!!!"
Girl:(astounded)"Sweet Jesus."
3-Guy 1:"Dude, u look horrible, what happened to you in there?"
Guy 2:(exhausted)"I just skwelched

by Barbwire Pittsburgh Pens December 15, 2008

Skweeche

A spontaneous release of air from the rectum caused by a relaxation of the sphincter muscle, during analingous.

Dude, you totally skweeched while i was inside you. that's not proper anal etiquette.

by Johnny Hammerstix September 7, 2009

swenched

word meaning soaking,wet,drenched generally very damp

oh darn i'm absolutely swenched
i'm not going out in that i'll get swenched

by lightning316 January 23, 2009

skwetch

Informal Italian American word for hotdog.

Hey where'd you get that delicious skwetch.

by JamesPoocey November 23, 2017