skwalla
skwalla by khalil43.3 April 29, 2009
Get the skwalla mug.
swallage capacity
A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.
Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
swallage capacity by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015
Related Words
skwalla • swalla • skwallerwagged • swallabingbing • Swallala • Swallay • Shwallace • Skalla • skallagrigg • Skallagrim
swallatio
I had been taking ginseng and wheatgrass every day for the last month to increase my load size. Once the bitch went down on my cock, I knew I was in for some good fucking swallatio. I blew a huge load and she swallowed it all! That whore! SBT took it all!
swallatio by RohjaMarmieCheapBrit March 17, 2009
Shwallace
When a broad talks so much that you have to fuck her face just to shut her up. You usually end up with insomnia and a chaffed ball bag.
Guy 1: Man, you look tired.
Guy 2: I banged out this broad like 9 times just to shut her up. I haven't slept in 36 hours. I totally got Shwallaced again.
Guy 2: I banged out this broad like 9 times just to shut her up. I haven't slept in 36 hours. I totally got Shwallaced again.
Shwallace by Frank Decimal November 15, 2011