Shwallace 

When a broad talks so much that you have to fuck her face just to shut her up. You usually end up with insomnia and a chaffed ball bag.

Guy 1: Man, you look tired.
Guy 2: I banged out this broad like 9 times just to shut her up. I haven't slept in 36 hours. I totally got Shwallaced again.

Shwallace by Frank Decimal November 15, 2011

swallage capacity 

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.

Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol

swallage capacity by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015

sprallace 

to spread an STD to some one who doesn't know you have it

pronounced: spraw-less

I think I got sprallaced, I've got genital warts now!

Dude, I hope she likes herpes; she just got sprallaced!

Sprallace me once shame on you; sprallace me twice shame on me.

sprallace by pretty bitter August 30, 2009

shalace 

Shalace means beautiful,pretty,miserable, loving,caring. Can't play with her heart. But can play with her feeling.

Shalace is every beautiful, pretty,petty,miserable, loving,caring, I like her a lot.

shalace by Princess_Cutta July 16, 2017

shallane

shallane is a beautiful human and she is also a baddie. shallane is very pretty and cute 😗 she will take your mans 🚫🧢 shallane is rich. 💰🔫

person: who is that?

person 2: that’s shallane, she is very smex 🥵
person: she is cute 😗

shallane by natalie vooo October 18, 2019

Shellaced 

A drunken state of being induced either by playing excessive amounts of beer pong, bullshit pyrimid, or by consuming a very high proof liquor using a "chug mug."
Shellaced is not only a state of being, but also a state of mind, in which one becomes completely obsessed with making it to the frats, the rugby house, or any other nightly house party in which there will be inevitably more drinking.
Origin: Our 7 foot long beer pong table had to be sealed with shellac to protect its superior paint-job. the word just stuck thereafter.

Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Danieley J103 for some beer pong on thier sweet-ass table? I bet we'll get amazingly shellaced!
Person 2: Nah I can't man, I was over there last Sunday and those girls got me completely shellaced before they had finished thier first game of bullshit pyrimid.

Shellaced by Lisa-Ann-Denny September 20, 2005

Shellaced 

Verb meaning to be fired by Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States.

Anthony Scaramucci was shellaced by Donald Trump. Rex Tillerson was shellaced by Donald Trump. Jeff Sessions was shellaced by Donald trump

Shellaced by Ooklaboo August 19, 2019