When a broad talks so much that you have to fuck her face just to shut her up. You usually end up with insomnia and a chaffed ball bag.
Guy 1: Man, you look tired.
Guy 2: I banged out this broad like 9 times just to shut her up. I haven't slept in 36 hours. I totally got Shwallaced again.
Guy 2: I banged out this broad like 9 times just to shut her up. I haven't slept in 36 hours. I totally got Shwallaced again.
by Frank Decimal November 15, 2011
Get the Shwallace mug.A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.
Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015
Get the swallage capacity mug.Related Words
I think I got sprallaced, I've got genital warts now!
Dude, I hope she likes herpes; she just got sprallaced!
Sprallace me once shame on you; sprallace me twice shame on me.
Dude, I hope she likes herpes; she just got sprallaced!
Sprallace me once shame on you; sprallace me twice shame on me.
by pretty bitter August 30, 2009
Get the sprallace mug.Shalace means beautiful,pretty,miserable, loving,caring. Can't play with her heart. But can play with her feeling.
by Princess_Cutta July 16, 2017
Get the shalace mug.shallane is a beautiful human and she is also a baddie. shallane is very pretty and cute 😗 she will take your mans 🚫🧢 shallane is rich. 💰🔫
by natalie vooo October 18, 2019
Get the shallane mug.A drunken state of being induced either by playing excessive amounts of beer pong, bullshit pyrimid, or by consuming a very high proof liquor using a "chug mug."
Shellaced is not only a state of being, but also a state of mind, in which one becomes completely obsessed with making it to the frats, the rugby house, or any other nightly house party in which there will be inevitably more drinking.
Origin: Our 7 foot long beer pong table had to be sealed with shellac to protect its superior paint-job. the word just stuck thereafter.
Shellaced is not only a state of being, but also a state of mind, in which one becomes completely obsessed with making it to the frats, the rugby house, or any other nightly house party in which there will be inevitably more drinking.
Origin: Our 7 foot long beer pong table had to be sealed with shellac to protect its superior paint-job. the word just stuck thereafter.
Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Danieley J103 for some beer pong on thier sweet-ass table? I bet we'll get amazingly shellaced!
Person 2: Nah I can't man, I was over there last Sunday and those girls got me completely shellaced before they had finished thier first game of bullshit pyrimid.
Person 2: Nah I can't man, I was over there last Sunday and those girls got me completely shellaced before they had finished thier first game of bullshit pyrimid.
by Lisa-Ann-Denny September 20, 2005
Get the Shellaced mug.Anthony Scaramucci was shellaced by Donald Trump. Rex Tillerson was shellaced by Donald Trump. Jeff Sessions was shellaced by Donald trump
by Ooklaboo August 19, 2019
Get the Shellaced mug.