swallatio

When you get a blow job and the chick swallows your load.

I had been taking ginseng and wheatgrass every day for the last month to increase my load size. Once the bitch went down on my cock, I knew I was in for some good fucking swallatio. I blew a huge load and she swallowed it all! That whore! SBT took it all!

by RohjaMarmieCheapBrit March 17, 2009

Salvation Mill

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.

Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.

by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Salvation Fap

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022

salvation

something that saves from danger or difficulty or sin or evil

he book was my salvation from boredom.

by maboiisgrowingup2321 March 18, 2021

Bloody Salvation

A similar version of the Wet Jesus, but this is done when the female is menstruating. When the male attempts anal the female wipes her hand across her vagina and slaps the male with a bloody hand.

Dude I thought getting that Wet Jesus was bad, but last night my girl gave me a Bloody Salvation!

by ZeFamWe September 26, 2009

Scanlation

Scanlations are pirated Japanese comic books (manga). Fans scan and translate the comics into English and post them on the Internet.

Hey otaku, Did you download the latest scanlation of Toriyama world?

Nah, I'm still reading Love Hina.

by Keitaro August 1, 2004

pain of salvation

A Prog-esque band which i highly recommend you check out.

Pain of Salvation's song 'Ending Theme' may be one of the greatest things i have ever heard

by Sir Jesus H Christ May 17, 2005