skurvitch

Q-tips

Skurvitch sounds like Q-tips so much

by brourou May 4, 2020

Skorvatch

Term originally used to describe a third nipple.
Now used as a derogatory term to describe the odd man out in a three-person social situation, much like a "Third Wheel".

Can also be used to describe a hated or useless person, although this usage is not as common.

Trivia: the term was originally coined after the 19th century physician and pioneer in the research of hospital acquired pneumonia, Dr. Edmund Skorvatch, who was rumored to have possessed an extra nipple.

It would have been a perfect evening, if Ken had just taken the hint and left me alone with Jenny. What a Skorvatch!

by Anero September 7, 2007

suvitch

any woman in an SUV who immediately goes over to the passing lane, regardless of what speed she's going. Often seen chatting on a cell phone or with kids in the back seat.
Contraction of "SUV-driving bitch"

I would have gotten here sooner, but I was stuck behind a suvitch.

by joespagg February 19, 2006

skritches

The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.

Hey kitty, want some skritches?

by Dmanusos March 1, 2018

skritch

The sound made when stroking your mustache with the outside of your index finger while in deep thought during a meeting.

He must really be in deep thought over there, I can hear the skritch from this side of the room.

by Jim Maskel February 1, 2008

skritchels

The flakes in the bottom of the box you keep your weed in

Hey bro im out of mj. U got any
Ehh. I git some skritchels but that's it

by graffittiart February 20, 2012

skritcher

noun: a person who bucks conventional living to hustle the streets and work the system; a resourceful punk running the underbelly of society; a success story from the streetz.

plural noun: skritcherz; verb: to skritch; adjective: skritchy

James always has mad money but hasn't had a job in years... Straight boss skritcher!

by James Skritch March 12, 2018