skritcher

noun: a person who bucks conventional living to hustle the streets and work the system; a resourceful punk running the underbelly of society; a success story from the streetz.

plural noun: skritcherz; verb: to skritch; adjective: skritchy

James always has mad money but hasn't had a job in years... Straight boss skritcher!

skritcher by James Skritch March 12, 2018

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms

Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.

button stitcher by tory borty June 24, 2013

Fail Scratcher

When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.

Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

*Silence....*

Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."

Fail Scratcher by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010

Belly Scratcher 

Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.

Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.

Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?

Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.

Oh balls dude.

Belly Scratcher by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010

scratcher jizz 

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.

"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"

scratcher jizz by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014

Skithers 

Non micro-organism Diarrhea caused by over consuming a high fiber food.

That dried fruit was delicious but I ate too much and it gave me the Skithers.

Skithers by shockedquartz August 25, 2010

African Booty Scratcher 

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.

And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!

African Booty Scratcher by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016